The U.S. Army Post Trauma Treatment Services

No, no, no, Greg! You really have to learn how to relax.

Sex can be such a spiritually fulfilling experience, if you just learn to let your body and mind go. Go with the flow, you know.

You are as tense as the string of a fiddle. It is not that I don't mind a tight pussy, but your pleasure is my pleasure . You have to learn how to enjoy yourself.

I understand that it can be hard to be forcefully changed into a woman and recruited to the U.S. Army Post Trauma Treatment Services.

Yes, the word "voluntary" is just a formality, I agree to that as well.

But we are at war, sergeant, and you did disgrace your uniform by calling Captain Eve Grant a -- I quote -- "stupid Navy slut".

We can't have that kind of attitude in our armed forces, sergeant, not now that we have a black female president.

You should be glad to have the opportunity to serve your country and your fellow soldiers as a Female Sexual Therapist in the A.P.T.S.

We have a lot of traumatized soldiers, girl, and they deserve some understanding from a friendly girl like you.

So, you need to learn how to relax, soldier!

Now, let's see if you are less tense in that third opening of yours.

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The pix of Aaaralynn Barra are taken from Brazzers.com.

Guest Cap: Home Early

Kristi over at Rachel's Haven has given me a wonderful trangender comic strip I would like to share with you.

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In return I have given her my first transexual caption.

Veronica's new life as a woman

What do you mean? You want me to take them off? Have you any idea of how much time it took me to put this lingerie on?

And the hair! I had to spend three hours at the hairdresser to make it look as casual as this. And now you want me to mess it up?

You know what, it is hard to believe that women get anything done at all! I have to spend one hour every day just to make up my face.

It is not that I don't like it, you know. I used to be a pimply nerd. Now I am sexy, foxy and drop dead gorgeous woman and I love every minute of it.

I just love the sensual feeling of silk and lace and the way men look at me, but seriously, you can't expect me to mess it all up with sex!

You were the one that wanted to turn me into a woman, and now you have to live with it.

You are not getting anything from me, that’s for sure.

I have a life to live, a company to run, a TV show to lead and a book to write. Sheez!

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A craving for broccoli

Sam, 26, was a rough, tough and mean man, working as a guard at a night club in one of the more rustic parts of town.

He was the beef and potatoes kind. So when he asked for vegetables, his friends started to worry. This was a man that found slices of tomatoes insulting, and you did not want to insult Sam.

After a couple of weeks they could see that he was losing weight, becoming slimmer and slimmer by the day.

One day they found him secretly ordering vegetarian pizza with rocket salad, drinking mineral water instead of beer, so they sent him to the doc.

“OK,” the doctor said. “Your weight loss is to be taken seriously." He was an ambitious young doctor, eagerly looking for new challenges. Let’s do the blood works. Come back in a week.”

The next week Sam looked even slimmer.

“I am loosing both weigth and height now,” he told the doctor.

He hesitated, fidgeting. “And I think I need to see a shrink.... Yeah. I do."

"Why?" the young doc asked him, with patience and understanding in his voice. This was not the kind of doctor that gave you a pill for any kind of emotional problem.

"Yesterday i found myself borrowing my girlfriend’s babydoll," Sam whispered, "and I loved it! She didn’t, though.”

"Hmmm, that silky feeling," the doc said. He came to his senses. “I have good news and bad news,” he said.

“The good news is that you do not have cancer and you do not have AIDS.”

“So, what’s wrong with me?” Sam started to cry. Boy, he was getting emotional. The last few days had been like a roller-coaster ride. He hadn’t cried since he was 10.

“You told me you were visiting the Amazonas last month, and it seems you have indigested a frog called Anura Transforma, a very rare species that carries a virus that noone have been able to prove the existence of until now.”

You could hear in the doc's voice that he was already working on a research paper for the Lancet.

“I haven’t eaten a frog!” Sam said.

“Are you sure? It could have been an ingredient in something served by others.”

“Maybe, I did get some strange looking food visiting one of the Indian tribes. There was this shaman, you see..."

He lost focus. "But what does the virus do to me?”

“It replaces your Y chromosome with copies of your X chromosome.”

“Huh?”

“The Anura Transforma changes sex.”

“Are you telling me it is turning me into a woman?” Sam found it hard to close his mouth.

“Yes, the woman you would have been, given an XX combination.”

Sam felt that he should have been shocked and revolted, but he wasn’t.

He was starting to enjoy his budding breasts and softer skin, and the idea of becoming a full blooded woman excited him. And he had this strong, erotic, craving for broccoli.

He had to throw out his girlfriend, though. He would keep the lingerie.

“Listen,” the doc said. “What do you say about dinner next week? You know, to dicuss your medical condition...”


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You think I look fat in this one, don't you?

“No, I don’t think I’ll go back to truck driving,” Lynn said. “You know, I just don’t feel like it.”

“Do you think I am sexy? Do you think this little thing looks good on me? Maybe I should have taken the black one instead.”

“You think I look fat in this one, don’t you?”

“What do you say? Why don’t we take your gold card and go shopping? Prada has some great handbags out now. No”

“You know, I bought this pillow over at Oriental Life. It is a good mach for the carpet, don’t you think?”

“Maybe we should redecorate.”

There were times Edmond regretted having slipped Frank the elixir that turned him into a sexy blonde.

But the sex was great. Oh yeah...

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